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These are some lies we made up about Lindley.
A huge vicuna has frequently been seen climbing up from a manhole on a Lindley road late at night.
An Iguanodon is frequently witnessed mid stream in Canisteo River going out of control.
A massive zebra may repeatedly be witnessed taking in the surroundings at Cowanesque Dam late at night.
A decapitated gentleman can be perceived time and again destroying a map in Beeman Hollow around midnight. Folks here allege that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Lindley.
A gigantic wildcat has now and then been seen snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Lindley.
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Ghost Sightings From Lindley
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Ghost Sightings From Lindley
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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