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These are some lies we made up about Lake View.
A lady lacking a head may be observed very often looking irritably at the witness by a lamppost in Lake View.
A space man from another solar system has every so often been seen around midnight floating by on Eighteenmile Creek.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes spotted chucking bricks in Hamburg Park on a dark night.
An martian explorer from outer space has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances after midnight studying Seneca Shoal in detail.
A space invader from another galaxy has repeatedly been made out staggering from residence to residence after midnight on a Lake View residential street.
Napoleon Bonaparte is repeatedly noticed going through the closet in the bedroom of a Lake View building on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions relaxing at a table in a Lake View residence.
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gargantuan opossum can regularly be witnessed looking at folks in a Lake View mobile home through a keyhole.
A gargantuan wolverine can be made out very frequently in a secluded spot right next door to Lake View.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck is occasionally spotted walking alongside a gloomy road in the vicinity
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of Lake View. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is rather not messed with.
A gargantuan zebra has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions trying to locate someone quite near the entrance to Allegany State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake View
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Ghost Sightings From Lake View
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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