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These are some lies we made up about Lake George.
An ET from the cosmos can be perceived very often relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment next to Lake George.
The ghost of a teenage girl has sometimes been witnessed down beside the shore at Bear Pond discussing into the air. Whatever folks articulate, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A huge cougar is every now and then observed in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the phantom in his rear view mirror at midnight.
Goldilocks has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions dragging a body over rocks in Colonel Williams Monument late at night.
An extremely large ram has often been observed gardening in the back garden of a building in Lake George.
The spirit of a lady having half her head absent is frequently distinguished at Big Hollow Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing pieces of wood into the stream.
A gargantuan rabbit has been seen on numerous instances beside the water at Assembly Point attempting to articulate something.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake George
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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