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These are some lies we made up about La Fargeville.
The phantom of a man grasping a blood-splattered spear is from time to time observed staring at the vista from the summit of Dog Hill before dawn.
A soldier's outfit walking about with no body in it is rumored to have been observed on several instances in Black Ash Swamp before dawn struggling to conceal a dead body. Well, this is an intimidating spirit that any wise person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from another world can once in a while be witnessed in Grass Point State Park around midnight hiding a body by a big rock.
An ET was seen by the water at Grass Point going out of control.
Vincent van Gogh came into view hurling rocks in Niagra Shoal at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From La Fargeville
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Ghost Sightings From La Fargeville
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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