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These are some lies we made up about Kirkwood.
A partially decomposed human corpse may be observed repeatedly howling at the witness to disappear in Doubleday Glen late at night.
A dinosaur has sometimes been distinguished in a desolate place near Kirkwood.
A huge chinchilla is from time to time distinguished at Acre Creek after midnight throwing pieces of wood into the stream.
A woman ablaze, holding a kerosene container is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances annihilating a book at Mingo Lake Dam after midnight. Regardless of what, this phantom undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may occasionally be seen up on Hogback Hill swallowing blood from a beaker. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost loves frightening people who come trying to locate ghosts in Kirkwood.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was distinguished hitch-hiking next to a murky highway next to Kirkwood.
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woman with a blue face materialized dispatching an envelope at a Kirkwood post office. Further people nearby have had equivalent incidents with a quite similar ghost. People who have made out this ghost declare this ghost may be a well-known old days native of Kirkwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkwood
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkwood
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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