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These are some lies we made up about Kinderhook.
An alien from space has frequently been perceived dragging a corpse over rocks in Martin Van Buren National Historic Site before sunrise.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances in a Kinderhook area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose may frequently be spotted resting at a coffee table in a Kinderhook house stacking bricks.
A gargantuan chamois can be made out frequently down next to the water's edge at Knickerbocker Lake demolishing a picture.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has now and then been made out swallowing water from Rossman Falls late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Kinderhook
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Ghost Sightings From Kinderhook
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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