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These are some lies we made up about Jordan.
A half decayed human corpse may be seen very often on the highest spot of Ashbys Pinnacle before sunrise looking at the view.
A gargantuan duckbill has once in a while been observed sniveling by Frog Hole Swamp.
An ET from deep space is sometimes seen gazing down into the water at Cornells Cove at night.
Archimedes has been said to have been observed on a few instances dispatching a postcard at a Jordan post office.
A very large raccoon can sometimes be perceived flickering a flash light next to the water's edge at Cross Lake.
The phantom of a grower wearing a worn hat has often been observed terrifying folks in Carpenters Brook.
A young girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress is frequently spotted after midnight studying Cat Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Jordan
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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