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These are some lies we made up about Jamestown.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has often been spotted poking around in mailboxes at night in Jamestown. One of the people who live here determinedly says that this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Jamestown.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world is regularly observed hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Allen Park at the stroke of midnight.
A man that transformed into a vampire has been seen on several instances performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Jamestown home. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from planet Mercury can regularly be distinguished pulling a body from the freezing water of Chadakoin River around midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female can be observed often on the pinnacle of Harris Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
An ET from space has once in a while been witnessed at Belleview Point around midnight
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staring down into the water.
A beheaded man is sometimes noticed in a Jamestown highschool at night staggering the corridors. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past local of Jamestown.
A woman with her arms separated has been said to have been distinguished on many instances
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in an apartment in close proximity to Jamestown.
The phantom of a gentleman carrying a blood-splattered sword can every so often be distinguished looking for a glove under a parked vehicle in a Jamestown parking lot before sunrise.
An enormous platypus has regularly been witnessed flashing a kerosene lamp at midnight by a road sign in Jamestown.
A soldier's uniform wandering about without a body in it is regularly spotted seated at a coffee table in a Jamestown house meditating. It has been alleged that this individual spirit is the stressed spirit of an old Jamestown local.
An alien has been noticed on several instances wandering through a trailer in Jamestown.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may frequently be noticed at the entrance to Allegany State Park calling out names.
The ghost of an awfully burned lady may be observed very often marching through a building next to Jamestown.
A very large impala has occasionally been spotted in a phone booth in Jamestown using the telephone.
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martian voyager from deep space has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions walking through a Jamestown vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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