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These are some lies we made up about Irvington.
A massive guanaco is repeatedly seen smoking a cigar down at the water at Kingsland Point.
An enormous hyena has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions in the middle of Sparkill Creek reading a book.
The phantom of a youthful lady clad as a maid can often be made out exploring Skunk Hollow in detail before sunrise. A resident declares that this spirit might be a famous former time native of Irvington.
The spirit of a homeless gentleman can be observed very frequently on the apex of one of the heights in the Pocantico Hills around midnight gripping a human cranium.
The phantom of a young cowboy has now and then been spotted creeping out of Red Maple Swamp drenched in filth on a dark night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is now and then observed playing a song on a piano in an Irvington residence.
The ghost of a silver-miner can from time to time be observed hiding a corpse by a large rock in Palisades State
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Park late in the night.
A Plateosaurus has frequently been perceived looking at The Palisades late at night.
A massive pig is often perceived gazing at the water by Alpine Boat Basin on a dark night.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances in a mirror in an Irvington
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building; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror. No matter what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police force outfit may regularly be observed up on Andre Hill appearing scary. One thing's for certain, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous jaguar can be perceived repeatedly searching for a book by a parked Honda in an Irvington parking lot late in the night.
A space alien from another world has occasionally been witnessed howling at the eye witness to beat it late in the night by a mailbox in Irvington.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge white beard is every now and then noticed resting at a table in an Irvington building going wild.
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Ghost Sightings From Irvington
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Ghost Sightings From Irvington
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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