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These are some lies we made up about Inwood.
A lady clutching her head by her arm may be observed frequently looking down into the water at Bannister Bay before sunrise.
The Ugly Duckling has once in a while been seen throwing pebbles into the water at Bannister Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone is occasionally noticed swimming at Atlantic Beach late in the night. According to what the folks who live here assert, this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Inwood local.
A massive sloth has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances in an Inwood highschool on a dark night wandering the corridors.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy can sometimes be witnessed mounding rocks in Long Bar very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful woman having on a blood-splattered wedding gown was seen around midnight ascending out of Big Egg Marsh soaked in slime. Being frightened by the bystanders the ghost made
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its way into the shadows. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
An alien from another solar system was distinguished in a house outside Inwood.
The alien navigator of a UFO materialized flying across East Meadow very late at night.
A space invader from planet
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Saturn was noticed dragging a dead body through some bushes in Averill Boulevard Park on a dark night.
A gargantuan woodchuck was perceived in an Inwood area shoe store, wandering the aisles.
A headless lady is often perceived articulating into the thin air at night on a sidewalk in Inwood.
The ghost of a teenage girl has allegedly been made out on many occasions pacing through a house in Inwood.
A colossal dromedary can frequently be seen by the entrance to Sherwood Island State Park grasping a skull.
A space alien from another galaxy may be noticed often in Fire Island National Seashore near the park headquarters crying.
A person with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes is from time to time seen walking through a flat near Inwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Inwood
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Ghost Sightings From Inwood
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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