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The ghost of a mail carrier may be perceived over and over again in a mirror in a Horseheads apartment; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. Local people who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost enjoys startling people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Horseheads.
A cyclop has from time to time been made out up on Beers Hill scooping out a gap.
The martian technician of a UFO is sometimes made out demolishing a bag on the water's edge of Eldridge Lake.
A gentleman's body with the head of a horse has supposedly been seen on many occasions in a building next to Horseheads.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword may now and then be spotted trying to find a photo by a parked Ford in a Horseheads parking lot before sunrise.
A space invader from Pluto is frequently observed by Badger Creek having a carrot.
The ghost of a lady having demonic signs carved into her forehead has allegedly been distinguished on several
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instances in Brand Park around midnight concealing a corpse by a sizeable rock. People here allege that this phantom loves frightening foolish people who come searching for phantoms in Horseheads.
An ET from another world can regularly be noticed scrutinizing Breed Hollow in detail on a dark night.
A colossal salamander can be noticed
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frequently in a Horseheads area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has from time to time been noticed resting at the kitchen counter in a Horseheads apartment gripping a cranium.
An enormous finch is from time to time made out traveling on a donkey next to a highway in the neighborhood of Horseheads.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her chest has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances gazing in Allan H. Treman State Marine Park at the park headquarters.
An martian voyager from the cosmos can once in a while be distinguished pacing through a building in the neighborhood of Horseheads.
A large bloodcurdling monster was distinguished wandering through a Horseheads neighborhood churchyard.
An extremely large gopher materialized flashing a lantern down a secluded highway close to Horseheads after midnight.
An ET from planet Mars was seen staying in a forsaken home in Horseheads.
The spirit of a tied up lady appeared mounted
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on a low rider on a shady highway near Horseheads. The ghost saluted the bystander. One of the residents steadfastly alleges that this phantom may be the soul of a resident who died here in Horseheads many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Horseheads
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Ghost Sightings From Horseheads
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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