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These are some lies we made up about Holland Patent.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her head may once in a while be witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along on Beaver Creek.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is often seen in a phone booth in Holland Patent making a phone call.
A huge monkey has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances shining a flash light up on Boody Hill.
A woman with the head of a beast can repeatedly be seen concealing a cadaver by a large rock in Baron Von Steuben Memorial Park very late at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft may be seen very often by Unknown Soldier Monument startling people.
A large terrifying monster is every so often observed calling names of people by the side of a deserted road next to Holland Patent at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can from time to time be spotted standing by a deserted highway next to Holland Patent.
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Ghost Sightings From Holland Patent
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Ghost Sightings From Holland Patent
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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