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These are some lies we made up about Hobart.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a store clerk may often be made out scaring people by Basset Brook. It's been claimed that this particular ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come searching for ghosts in Hobart.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a police force outfit has every so often been perceived chucking pebbles into Rexmere Lakes at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Hobart a long time ago. Any which way, this phantom undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then perceived checking out Carmans Notch in detail late in the night. People here who have observed this ghost argue this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Hobart.
A gargantuan turtle can every so often be observed in a mobile home in Hobart.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly spotted in a Hobart residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Hobart
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Ghost Sightings From Hobart
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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