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These are some lies we made up about Hartsdale.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances attempting to grip something in Butler Field at night.
An martian vacationer from space can repeatedly be witnessed by Red Maple Swamp twinkling a lantern.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can be noticed time and again meditating up on Beaver Hill.
Archimedes has now and then been noticed walking a Terrier after midnight on a shadowy Hartsdale residential street.
An extraterrestrial from space is from time to time noticed soaring across the Pocantico Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a badly scorched lady is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions pulling a corpse from the cold water of Barney Brook after midnight.
A gargantuan lynx may occasionally be made out fishing from the water's edge of Forest Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large aoudad was spotted watching
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cable in a Hartsdale living room around midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster became visible down beside the water at Big Peninsula stacking pieces of wood.
The ghost of a gentleman with a word engraved into his nose showed up by Station Rock glugging down blood from a beaker. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the watchers. According to
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the locals, this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Hartsdale local person.
A space man was witnessed at East Basin around midnight enjoying the vista.
The spirit of an engine driver was noticed at night examining North Ledge in detail. The ghost saluted the watcher.
The spirit of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead deer is regularly spotted going through trash container on a Hartsdale street.
A woman lacking a head has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances on a Hartsdale street very late at night. A lot of people who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Hartsdale many years ago.
The martian mechanic of a UFO can frequently be perceived hanging in the air like a blimp in Hartsdale.
A massive fish has occasionally been made out gazing at an old man snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Hartsdale.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cable around her neck has been said to have been spotted on many occasions in an
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autopart store in the Hartsdale area. Folks who have perceived this spirit declare this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Hartsdale in the past.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him. Arthur, why are your eyes closed? - Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored. Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows? - I had to bury the ladder Gertrude. Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish. - Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it. - I know Delbert, let's drown it. When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came. - Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000. - Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur. - Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk. - I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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