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These are some lies we made up about Hammondsport.
An ET from Pluto is once in a while noticed excavating an outlet by Glen Brook.
Galileo has supposedly been observed on one or two instances piling stones up on Mount Washington.
A space man from space has repeatedly been observed gazing down into the water at Boyd Point late in the night.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been distinguished on several occasions searching for a photo in Birdseye Hollow before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood may frequently be noticed gobbling a hotdog under a streetlamp in Hammondsport.
The ghost of an aged hag has sometimes been spotted heaving bricks into Waneta Lake around midnight.
A gigantic rabbit is from time to time made out rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Hammondsport residence in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Hammondsport
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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