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These are some lies we made up about Greenwood Lake.
The martian mechanic of a UFO can now and then be seen in a Greenwood Lake area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
A giant weasel is regularly seen slurping water from Buttermilk Falls at night.
A space invader from planet Pluto has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions looking at the scenery at Greenwood Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand may be seen often in a row boat on Greenwood Lake screaming at the watcher to leave.
A space alien from another planet has once in a while been distinguished mid stream in Beech Brook flinging pieces of wood.
An alien is every so often distinguished concealing a corpse by a big rock in Ringwood Manor State Park at night.
An alien tourist from another planet has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions hacking down a giant tree in Abram S Hewitt State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood Lake
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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