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A large chilling ghost was made out at the stroke of midnight checking out Banks Hollow in detail. When the watcher came into view the ghost fled. A number of of the people here assert this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished days gone by native of Greenwood.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has often been observed dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Colby Creek on a dark night.
The spirit of a young man in a confederate uniform is frequently noticed staring at the panorama from the peak of Bush Hill very late at night. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Greenwood.
A huge kinkajou may repeatedly be observed picking flowers in the garden of a home in Greenwood.
The ghost of a hobo has every now and then been distinguished having a seat on the floor in a mobile home in Greenwood. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that is better not upset.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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