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These are some lies we made up about Gloversville.
A very large alligator has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances mounding rocks in Melchoir Park late in the night.
An ET from deep space can now and then be spotted discussing into the air as if someone besides was there.
A space alien was observed walking a Cocker Spaniel very late at night on a gloomy Gloversville street.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space came into sight by Bellan Ledge munching on a steak.
A massive lovebird was spotted swallowing water from Buttermilk Falls on a dark night.
A young girl dressed in a bloody dress was noticed dragging a body from the chilly water of Anthony Creek at the stroke of midnight. When noticed the ghost came near the eye witness who then fled.
A gargantuan fawn was perceived watching television in a Gloversville living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Jupiter has frequently been distinguished on the shore
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of Jackson Summit Reservoir weeping.
A large terrifying giant has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions going through trash cans on a Gloversville residential road.
A space alien from another world can regularly be distinguished on the summit of Clapper Hill late in the night staring at the view.
A huge
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budgerigar may be observed very often attempting to grab something near the water at Kunkel Point.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has now and then been perceived on a Gloversville road at the stroke of midnight.
Ludwig van Beethoven has supposedly been perceived on several instances hovering in the air like a blimp in Gloversville.
An alien tourist from another world may once in a while be seen staring at a lady snoozing on a futon in a trailer in Gloversville.
An ET from planet Neptune has regularly been seen turning toward the watcher in Glimmerglass State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An extremely large hedgehog is regularly distinguished trying on a hat in a Gloversville mobile home.
A guy with a sword in his head has supposedly been seen on many instances nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Gloversville. No matter what people utter, this is an antagonistic spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
A Velociraptor may often be noticed playing a melody on a harp
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in a Gloversville building.
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Ghost Sightings From Gloversville
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Ghost Sightings From Gloversville
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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