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These are some lies we made up about Glen Spey.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is once in a while observed tossing chunks of concrete into Mohican Lake late in the night.
The ghost of an old sorceress is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions hurling boulders into the water at Black Brook at the stroke of midnight. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this phantom might be a celebrated past inhabitant of Glen Spey. Well, it's without a doubt a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet on a dark night.
A colossal aoudad may every so often be spotted looking at a person snoozing on a mattress in an apartment in Glen Spey.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was spotted in Buckhorn Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a book.
A lady's body with a dog's head came into sight on the pinnacle of Buck Knoll after midnight looking at the sight. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody else nearby. Several of the people here assert this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Glen Spey.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Spey
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Spey
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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