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These are some lies we made up about Glen Oaks.
A large bloodcurdling giant materialized strolling through a house close to Glen Oaks.
A very large gnu was spotted in a phone booth in Glen Oaks using the telephone.
A space invader was perceived hurling pieces of wood into the water at Alley Creek around midnight.
Aristotle has often been observed scaring people down a deserted road right next door to Glen Oaks before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a leather jacket is regularly seen rearranging orbs around in Albertson Park in the early morning hours.
An martian traveler from another world is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions monitoring the scenery from the top of Harbor Hill in the early morning hours.
An ET from outer space may frequently be seen beside the shore at Bar Beach appearing bloodcurdling.
A very large whale has sometimes been spotted facing the bystander in Deep Reef at the stroke of midnight.
A beheaded gentleman is
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from time to time observed by the water at Belden Point staring wrathfully at the onlooker.
A space alien has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances spending time in a deserted home in Glen Oaks.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship may every so often be distinguished standing by a deserted road in close proximity
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to Glen Oaks.
A lady with her left arm and right leg chopped off has often been made out right by the entrance to Putnam Memorial Park carving a hollow. A resident asserts that this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Glen Oaks in the past. In any event, it's a scary ghost that is preferably not upset.
A very large chimpanzee has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions demolishing a photo outside Fire Island National Seashore.
The Wizard of Oz can often be witnessed riding on a motorbike on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Glen Oaks.
A gigantic prairie dog may be spotted over and over again in a home in Glen Oaks.
The ghost of a guy carrying a blood-splattered axe has occasionally been observed in a Glen Oaks mobile home. No matter what, it unquestionably is a creepy phantom that you don't want to meet after midnight.
A space invader from Mars is once in a while witnessed striding down a wild highway in the neighborhood of Glen Oaks.
A gigantic rabbit
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has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances seated on a bench in an apartment in close proximity to Glen Oaks.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Oaks
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Oaks
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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