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These are some lies we made up about Germantown.
An alien has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances chucking bricks into the water at Burget Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object can regularly be seen at Dewitt Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy can be seen repeatedly marching along a secluded highway near Germantown.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has every now and then been witnessed burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Clermont State Park in the early morning hours.
A massive zebu is once in a while perceived in Green Flats at the stroke of midnight struggling to state something.
A medieval armor without a human being inside has allegedly been spotted on several occasions up on Beckwith Hill attempting to snatch something. According to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is that of a local resident who dwelled
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here in Germantown before the present. Whatever folks say, it's a frightening spirit that is better not upset.
An alien from space can from time to time be seen in Great Vly in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to conceal a body.
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Ghost Sightings From Germantown
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Ghost Sightings From Germantown
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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