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These are some lies we made up about Gasport.
A woman with a moderately transparent body is from time to time noticed demolishing an object near the waterfront at Mirror Lake. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Gasport long ago. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A space invader from Saturn has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances at the water at Bedford Beach searching for a box.
The ghost of a gentleman in a police outfit may once in a while be seen talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was there. Whichever way, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to come across very late at night.
A space alien from outer space was perceived floating down Mud Creek on a dark night.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a huge white beard appeared walking a German Shepherd before dawn on a murky Gasport residential street. The spirit did not mind that there was somebody
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else in attendance.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished staring through building windows in Gasport late in the night.
A minotaur appeared watching TV in a Gasport living room late at night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out on a Gasport residential road before dawn.
An extraterrestrial
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from planet Jupiter was seen floating in the air like a cloud in Gasport.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has often been witnessed attempting to capture something at the entrance to Beaver Island State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Gasport
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Ghost Sightings From Gasport
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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