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These are some lies we made up about Garrison.
A space invader from space came into sight seated on the floor in a house close to Garrison.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was observed down near the water's edge at Lake Alice moving orbs about.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head lost came into view down by the water at Arden Point screaming names. The witness ran off right after she noticed the ghost.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed after midnight chasing a passing car on a shady highway close to Garrison.
A headless female was observed staring irritably at the bystander by Annsville Creek. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other present. People here who have seen this spirit declare this spirit is that of a local person who lived here in Garrison some time ago.
The Loch Ness Monster has often been seen by Anthonys Nose yelling at the onlooker to beat it.
The ghost of an eleven foot tall huge guy is often distinguished in the rear
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seat of a truck by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night. Residents here allege that this ghost loves terrifying folks who come seeking ghosts in Garrison. Whatever people say, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Garrison
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Ghost Sightings From Garrison
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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