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These are some lies we made up about Gardiner.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is now and then witnessed in an apartment in Gardiner.
An ET from another galaxy has supposedly been seen on a few occasions dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Bushfield Creek very late at night.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge gray mustache can sometimes be made out fluttering across the Shawangunk Mountains after midnight. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Gardiner local. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A Seismosaurus has frequently been made out devouring a steak by Eagle Cliff.
The ghost of a man having on a military outfit is frequently observed on the pinnacle of Millbrook Mountain at midnight glancing at the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Gardiner
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Ghost Sightings From Gardiner
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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