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These are some lies we made up about Galway.
A partly see-through man dressed as the skipper of a oil tanker is frequently seen appearing in a restroom mirror. Residents who have made out this ghost say this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Galway before the present.
A large chilling spirit has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions sitting on a stool in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Galway. Regardless of what people say, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A large terrifying dragon may repeatedly be spotted struggling to grasp something up on Baptist Hill.
An ET from another planet may be spotted time and again on a dark night drifting down on Alder Creek.
A space invader has every so often been witnessed by Chase Vly startling folks.
The ghost of a bound up guy has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in the rear seat of a VW by the driver witnessing the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking female soaked in blood can sometimes be spotted gardening in the yard of a flat in Galway.
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Ghost Sightings From Galway
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Ghost Sightings From Galway
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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