|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Freehold.
An alien from Jupiter is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances by Basic Creek pointing at the eye witness.
A giant gopher can be distinguished often standing by a deserted road near Freehold.
A space alien from another world has sometimes been observed in a home in Freehold.
A beheaded guy is known to have been noticed on several occasions strolling by the side of a secluded road close to Freehold. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A colossal hedgehog can every now and then be distinguished appearing in a mirror.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Freehold
Submit a lie about Freehold, New York:
Other untruthful towns near Freehold, New York:
Cairo, New York, 3 miles away
Greenville, New York, 4 miles away
Acra, New York, 4 miles away
Cornwallville, New York, 5 miles away
Round Top, New York, 5 miles away
East Durham, New York, 6 miles away
Purling, New York, 6 miles away
Medusa, New York, 7 miles away
Oak Hill, New York, 7 miles away
Surprise, New York, 7 miles away
Maplecrest, New York, 7 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
New York
|
Ghost Sightings From Freehold
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
MORE JOKES
|
