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These are some lies we made up about Fort Ann.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has supposedly been made out on several instances on the highest spot of Battle Hill late in the night monitoring the landscape.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space can regularly be perceived by Cedar Swamp smoking a cigar.
A very large elk has once in a while been distinguished before sunrise examining Big Notch in detail.
A space man from the Moon has been perceived on several occasions carrying a human headbone in the center of Big Creek.
The Loch Ness Monster was witnessed sniveling down by Buttermilk Falls at night.
An alien from another galaxy came into sight in a wooden boat on Crossett Pond howling.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Fort Ann avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Ann
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Ann
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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