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These are some lies we made up about Endicott.
A big terrifying dragon has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances in an Endicott residence.
A colossal bighorn can every so often be perceived on the apex of Bornt Hill very late at night staring at the sight.
The ghost of a jet pilot has regularly been perceived pointing at the witness in Bailey Hollow in the early morning hours.
A very large guinea pig is regularly witnessed in Arnold Park before dawn concealing a dead body by a big boulder.
The frightening spirit of a conquistador has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions beside a menacing lofty tree in Oakley Corners State Forest screaming at the observer to leave. One thing is for guaranteed, it's sure a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An alien from planet Pluto can often be spotted strolling beside a wild road near Endicott.
An ET from another galaxy can be witnessed often emerging in a restroom mirror.
Ludwig van Beethoven
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has once in a while been seen at the stroke of midnight looking across Kenny Flats.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has been distinguished on numerous occasions at Apalachin Creek before dawn throwing rocks into the current. Whichever way, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to run into late in the night.
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gargantuan camel may once in a while be made out relaxing on a bench in a building in the vicinity of Endicott.
A glow-in-the-dark human person was made out in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the air. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An Icthyosaurus came into sight cutting grass in the front yard of a house in Endicott.
A giant coati showed up relaxing on a stool in a mobile home in Endicott.
A space invader was made out in Allan H. Treman State Marine Park by the park headquarters trying to find somebody.
The martian technician of a UFO was noticed sobbing in Fort Stanwix National Monument by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a winter jacket has often been distinguished shouting under a streetlight in Endicott.
A headless guy is repeatedly spotted marching from home to home
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at night on an Endicott residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Endicott
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Ghost Sightings From Endicott
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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