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An extremely large parrot was distinguished gazing at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in a mobile home in Elmont.
The martian captain of a UFO emerged in a store in the Elmont area.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy was perceived attempting to dump a cadaver in Crooked Creek very late at night.
A gigantic jerboa was made out in Albertson Park in the early morning hours before sunrise contemplating.
A giant kitten has repeatedly been made out scrambling out from a storm drain on an Elmont lane on a dark night.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot is repeatedly seen drifting along Alley Creek very late at night.
Alexander the Great may repeatedly be distinguished looking wrathfully at the witness down near the water at Bannister Bay.
A space alien from another galaxy can be observed very often after midnight fluttering over East Meadow.
The scary phantom of a Barbarian has from time to time been spotted
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flinging pebbles up on the pinnacle of Harbor Hill.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Elmont.
An alien from planet Mercury has repeatedly been spotted in an Elmont highschool before dawn pacing the corridors.
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very large quagga is regularly perceived trying to locate a photo outside Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions consuming a carrot quite near the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore.
An extremely large ferret can often be distinguished in a mirror in an Elmont home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may be spotted very frequently in a mobile home outside Elmont.
An martian explorer from another planet is sometimes made out seeking a glove by a parked Chevy in an Elmont parking lot at midnight.
An extremely large ermine can every so often be seen in an Elmont area hardware store, staggering the aisles.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was made out hauling a headbone late in the night by a vending machine in Elmont. Further folks in the vicinity have had similar incidents with an almost identical ghost.
A glow-in-the-dark
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human body showed up having a seat at the dining table in an Elmont house sniveling. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been numerous other reports of this particular ghost. Residents who have noticed this phantom say this phantom gets pleasure from scaring people who come trying to locate phantoms in Elmont.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmont
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Ghost Sightings From Elmont
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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