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These are some lies we made up about Elmira.
A space alien from Jupiter may be made out repeatedly in an apartment in Elmira.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden left leg has once in a while been witnessed throwing boulders into the current at Badger Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from space is from time to time seen screaming at the watcher to stay away on the shore of Eldridge Lake.
The phantom of an aged woman gripping a pistol has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions in Brand Park at midnight dragging a dead body over rocks. Loads of folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Elmira some time ago.
A giant fox can occasionally be distinguished in Christian Hollow on a dark night stacking rocks.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has frequently been witnessed up on Bowman Hill glugging down blood from a cup. One thing is for guaranteed, this
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is an antagonistic spirit that you would not want to bump into at night.
An extremely large gemsbok is frequently noticed in an Elmira mobile home.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions marching by the side of a desolate highway close to Elmira.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a
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flying saucer may regularly be made out emerging in a mirror.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy can be distinguished time and again late in the night sprinting after a passing car on a shadowy road close to Elmira.
Nicolaus Copernicus has once in a while been witnessed in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A space man from planet Mercury is every now and then distinguished crying in Allan H. Treman State Marine Park outside the park headquarters.
An ET from space is known to have been noticed on frequent instances by an old woman hunting in a forest outside Elmira.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft can once in a while be distinguished taking a rest on a bench in a flat in Elmira.
A giant hamster was spotted strolling from house to house on a dark night on an Elmira road.
A black crow that transformed into a lady materialized searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Elmira trailer before
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dawn. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmira
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Ghost Sightings From Elmira
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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