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A big frightening dragon was made out in an East Islip school at night marching the hallways.
A space man from another galaxy appeared looking crossly at the witness in Bayard Cutting Arboretum at midnight.
A wandering ghost was spotted going crazy down next to the water's edge at Orowoc Lake. The ghost unmoved that there was someone else in attendance. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A very large mountain goat was witnessed in Awixa Creek heaving boulders.
The spirit of a youthful Indian warrior was distinguished in a mirror in an East Islip residence; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror. The appearance of the eye witness startled the ghost who then vanished. People here allege that this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in East Islip many years ago.
A huge capybara is often observed swallowing blood from a mug down by the shore at Atlantique Beach.
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ghost of a sturdy lumberjack clutching a large axe is known to have been perceived on one or two instances in a flat near East Islip.
A space alien may often be spotted smoking a pipe in Farm Shoals late at night.
A massive mynah bird can be perceived very frequently reading a pamphlet near the water at Appletree Neck.
A creepy
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skeleton has occasionally been distinguished in Sunken Forest at night collecting wood.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions seeking a book beneath a parked pickup in an East Islip parking lot at midnight. A local argues that this spirit may be a recognized yesteryear local of East Islip.
An alien vacationer from space may sometimes be witnessed in Fire Island National Seashore at the ranger station crying.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has often been made out in an East Islip area shoe store, marching the aisles.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a coat is frequently made out staring after midnight by a mailbox in East Islip. One of the people who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead East Islip local.
An enormous opossum has been observed on a few instances quite near Collis P. Huntington State Park trying to snatch something.
An alien from another planet may regularly be observed taking a rest
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at the dining table in an East Islip building twinkling a light.
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Ghost Sightings From East Islip
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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