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These are some lies we made up about East Elmhurst.
Bigfoot has every so often been noticed at Barretto Cove at midnight staring down into the water.
A space alien from another galaxy is once in a while observed floating along on Bronx Kill very late at night.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in Astoria Park after midnight looking.
An alien tourist from another world may every so often be observed fluttering over Sunken Meadow around midnight.
A space alien from the Moon was witnessed looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Laurel Hill around midnight.
A gargantuan bear materialized in College Point Reef around midnight contemplating.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a car mechanic was observed repositioning orbs around at Dutch Kills at the stroke of midnight. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the witnesses.
A space alien from outer space emerged hovering in the air like a cloud in East Elmhurst.
A large frightening
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monster was perceived looking at a person sleeping on a futon in a flat in East Elmhurst.
A colossal tapir was perceived on the water's edge of The Lake looking crossly at the bystander.
A lady with a semi transparent body has often been perceived in a convenience store in the East Elmhurst neighborhood. A woman who lives here says that
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this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old East Elmhurst local resident. Well, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large camel is repeatedly made out at Hazard Beach late in the night staring at the waves at the waterfront.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been observed on a few occasions trying on socks in an East Elmhurst residence.
An alien voyager from another galaxy may be perceived very often by the entrance to Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve mounding stones.
An ET from another world has occasionally been observed crawling out from a drain hole on an East Elmhurst avenue before sunrise.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time noticed in Fire Island National Seashore right by the park headquarters searching for a shoe.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can sometimes be made out nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise
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in East Elmhurst. A number of of the folks who live here argue this phantom is that of a local who had a home here in East Elmhurst many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From East Elmhurst
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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