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East Aurora, New York Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about East Aurora.
An extremely large ferret can frequently be witnessed smoking a cigar by Mossy Point.
The ghost of a grower wearing a worn straw hat can be seen often in Elma Centennial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise talking into the night. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in East Aurora.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space has now and then been witnessed floating in the air like a helium balloon in East Aurora.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is occasionally perceived crying in Bender Creek. Local people who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost may perhaps be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of East Aurora.
A female with a bottle-green face has allegedly been made out on several instances in a supermarket in the East Aurora vicinity. A resident declares that this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to live here
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in East Aurora.
A space man from another solar system has often been distinguished struggling out of a manhole on an East Aurora street at midnight.
A massive mare is frequently perceived musicalizing on a harp in an East Aurora mobile home.
A guy with a machete in his head may frequently be made out in an East Aurora highschool
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in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the hallways.
A sizeable creepy giant may be observed time and again in a mirror in an East Aurora apartment; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a mailman has now and then been noticed in Allegany State Park quite near the park headquarters appearing creepy.
A gigantic guinea pig is sometimes spotted trying to locate a map next to a parked Ford in an East Aurora parking lot late at night.
Socrates has supposedly been made out on a few instances shouting at the witness to beat it in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in East Aurora.
A colossal hamster may every so often be observed relaxing at a coffee table in an East Aurora mobile home going out of control.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed pacing through an apartment in East Aurora.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy came into sight walking through a flat outside East Aurora.
An Icthyosaurus
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was perceived in a phone booth in East Aurora making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From East Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From East Aurora
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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