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These are some lies we made up about Dunkirk.
An enormous aoudad has supposedly been spotted on many occasions staggering through an apartment in Dunkirk.
The phantom of a gentleman having on a police outfit may every so often be made out looking at the vista at Dunkirk Harbor in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to encounter.
A space invader has regularly been perceived taking a night-time swim at Dunkirk Beach.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is often seen near the water at Point Gratiot smoking a pipe.
A cyclop has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions pulling a dead body across the dirt in Point Gratiot Park at the stroke of midnight.
The martian commander of a UFO can frequently be made out mounted on a llama next to a highway next to Dunkirk.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting soldier's attire may be observed time and again marching
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through an apartment outside Dunkirk.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human inside has now and then been perceived at Beaver Creek before dawn hurling rocks into the stream.
A massive fish is every now and then made out at a public phone in Dunkirk making a telephone call.
An alien from Saturn can sometimes be observed
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in Ball Gulf at midnight trying to seize something.
The phantom of a lady with a bag fastened around her head was seen at Arkwright Falls before sunrise thinking. The ghost spoke of avenging a slaying. Any which way, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien from another world materialized wandering through a Dunkirk vicinity graveyard.
An ET was seen appearing bloodcurdling by the side of a deserted highway outside Dunkirk before sunrise.
A semi see-through guy clad as the skipper of a fishing boat showed up turning toward the witness quite near the entrance to Beaver Island State Park. The watcher was terrified and ran off. Residents here allege that this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Dunkirk many years ago.
The spirit of a young gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform was spotted standing by a secluded highway near Dunkirk. The ghost reacted to the eye witness. One of the residents determinedly declares that this ghost may perhaps be a recognized
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Ghost Sightings From Dunkirk
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Ghost Sightings From Dunkirk
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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