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The ghost of a grower wearing a hat has supposedly been seen on one or two instances in Skunk Hollow before dawn going out of control.
A space invader from Venus may sometimes be witnessed next to the water at Kingsland Point digging a crack.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has regularly been noticed in Palisades State Park late in the night pulling a body across the ground.
A young girl sporting a bloody wedding dress is often observed by Alpine Boat Basin late in the night looking at the water.
A huge addax has purportedly been made out on several instances trying to find a hat by The Palisades.
A sphinx may regularly be witnessed in a mobile home in close proximity to Dobbs Ferry.
A woman with a blue face can be made out repeatedly gulping gasoline on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Pocantico Hills around midnight.
A giant basilisk has every so often been perceived ascending out of
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Red Maple Swamp drenched in slime at night.
A space invader from the cosmos is once in a while witnessed looking for a glove by a parked vehicle in a Dobbs Ferry parking lot at midnight.
A man with a machete in his head has been perceived on a few instances up on Andre Hill seeking a woman. If you listen to what the people who live here
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argue, this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long departed Dobbs Ferry local resident.
An enormous snake can now and then be witnessed hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Anderson Brook on a dark night.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in a Dobbs Ferry area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An alien from Pluto emerged attempting to verbalize something in the early morning hours by a road sign in Dobbs Ferry.
A man's body with the head of a pig was spotted walking through a house in Dobbs Ferry. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other sightings of this individual ghost.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy showed up staggering through a mobile home near Dobbs Ferry.
A very large capybara was observed at a pay phone in Dobbs Ferry talking on the telephone.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft was witnessed walking through a Dobbs Ferry area burial ground.
The ghost of a guy carrying
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a sword is regularly made out in Collis P. Huntington State Park at the park headquarters looking scary. One thing is for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Dobbs Ferry
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Ghost Sightings From Dobbs Ferry
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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