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A space alien from Saturn has often been spotted being carried by a steed beside a highway in the neighborhood of Dickinson Center.
A mermaid is often made out walking through a flat near Dickinson Center.
The ghost of a bum has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions on the apex of Trim Hill late at night examining the landscape.
A huge toad can frequently be witnessed going bananas by Alburg Brook.
A huge lion has now and then been distinguished at a pay phone in Dickinson Center making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Dickinson Center
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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