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These are some lies we made up about Diamond Point.
An extremely large kangaroo has now and then been witnessed next to the water at Assembly Point scooping out a hole.
A space alien from Saturn is occasionally distinguished in a deserted spot near Diamond Point.
A space invader from another planet has been witnessed on a handful of instances posting a letter at a Diamond Point post office.
William Shakespeare may once in a while be distinguished hauling a cadaver over the grass in Lake George Battlefield Park late in the night.
The phantom of an airline pilot is frequently distinguished drinking regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Diamond Point. It has been argued that this exact phantom enjoys scaring foolish folks who dare to upset the tranquility in Diamond Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Diamond Point
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Ghost Sightings From Diamond Point
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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