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These are some lies we made up about Derby.
A space alien has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions staring down into the water at Sturgeon Point in the early morning hours.
Plato can from time to time be perceived holding a skull in Wendt Beach Park late in the night.
An alien voyager from another world was noticed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Derby.
A space man from another planet was noticed performing a tune on an accordion in a Derby flat.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft showed up in a Derby secondary school late at night pacing the corridors.
The ghost of a youthful female clad as a maid was perceived in a mirror in a Derby apartment; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else in attendance. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Derby a long time ago.
The ghost of a homeless man was spotted before dawn drifting
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down Big Sister Creek. The arrival of the watcher startled the ghost who then vanished. According to what the residents allege, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to disrupt the calm in Derby.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has regularly been spotted calling out names of people beside the water at Buffalo
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Municipal Bathing Beach. A lot of local residents assert this spirit likes terrifying people who come searching for spirits in Derby. In any case, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
A scary creature has been perceived on several instances looking frightening in Franklin Gulf at night. No matter what, this spirit undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not disturbed.
The spirit of a man outfitted as a store clerk can regularly be distinguished in a residence next to Derby. No matter what people verbalize, this is an antagonistic phantom that you don't want to run into late at night.
An alien tourist from another planet can be seen frequently in a Derby area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A gargantuan dromedary has occasionally been seen seated at a table in a Derby home chucking chunks of concrete.
An ET from deep space is now and then seen stacking bricks in Allegany State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Derby
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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