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An enormous coyote has from time to time been seen at a public phone in Deposit talking on the phone.
An ET from deep space is now and then seen chucking rocks into the stream at Bone Creek after midnight.
A gargantuan duckbill can occasionally be spotted on a dark night crawling out of Whitaker Swamp drenched in dirty water.
William Shakespeare has frequently been noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Big Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial is regularly noticed on the water's edge of Blueberry Lake staring furiously at the eye witness.
The phantom of a strapped up woman is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances pacing through a Deposit vicinity cemetery. It's been alleged that this exact spirit is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Deposit local resident.
The martian technician of a UFO can repeatedly be spotted at Cannonsville Dam before sunrise flinging pebbles.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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