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These are some lies we made up about Denver.
The phantom of a young lady in a bloody wedding gown has supposedly been made out on frequent instances very late at night glancing across Hack Flats.
An martian vacationer from space can regularly be spotted scrutinizing Bed Hollow in detail in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another planet can be distinguished very often on the summit of Bearpen Mountain late in the night gazing at the view.
Little Red Riding Hood is every so often seen staring through trailer windows in Denver in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial has been witnessed on a small number of instances fluttering over the Moresville Range before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Denver
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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