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These are some lies we made up about Delmar.
The ghost of a youthful woman drenched in blood was distinguished yelling at the onlooker to leave in Delmar State Game Farm in the early morning hours before sunrise. When distinguished the phantom came within reach of the watcher who then fled.
A gargantuan elk has often been seen going nuts by Horton Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances chucking rocks in a boat on Delmar Reservoir.
An alien tourist from the cosmos may often be observed in a supermarket in the Delmar vicinity.
An alien from Pluto can be seen very frequently around midnight drifting by on Blockhouse Creek.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has every so often been observed climbing a big tree in Pine Bush before sunrise.
An ET is now and then observed climbing up from a storm drain on a Delmar street late at night.
An extraterrestrial
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explorer from another world has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Delmar.
A man with a large hole through his chest has often been noticed smoking a pipe up on Bennett Hill.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is regularly distinguished performing a melody on a guitar in a Delmar
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house.
An extremely large aoudad has allegedly been seen on several occasions in a Delmar highschool at midnight strolling the hallways.
A huge argali may be noticed time and again in a mirror in a Delmar mobile home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A woman's body with a skunk's head is every so often distinguished yelling in Mt. Washington State Forest at the ranger station. A number of of the people who live in this town claim this ghost might be a distinguished former time resident of Delmar.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances searching for an object beside a parked Toyota in a Delmar parking lot after midnight.
A woman in flames, holding a kerosene container can sometimes be noticed in a Delmar area supermarket, strolling the aisles. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a hat was noticed flickering a light around midnight by a road sign
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in Delmar. This specific ghost has been witnessed time and again in this place.
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Ghost Sightings From Delmar
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Ghost Sightings From Delmar
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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