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These are some lies we made up about Delanson.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances peeping through home windows in Delanson in the early morning hours.
A partially translucent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a vessel may once in a while be witnessed washing a blood-splattered pair of pants in Bozen Kill Falls on a dark night. Anyhow, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform was witnessed in the middle of Beaverdam Creek struggling to exclaim something. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being made out.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space emerged looking at the panorama from the summit of Zimmer Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman was made out searching through trash container on a Delanson road. Shocked by the witnesses the phantom made its way into the dark. One of the residents determinedly
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claims that this ghost enjoys terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in Delanson. In any event, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another world emerged on a Delanson avenue around midnight.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished hovering in the air like a balloon in Delanson.
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Ghost Sightings From Delanson
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Ghost Sightings From Delanson
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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