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These are some lies we made up about Corning.
A giant armadillo came into sight searching through garbage container on a Corning residential street.
The phantom of a man having numbers engraved into his forehead was made out attempting to seize something in Denison Park very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is seen repeatedly in close proximity.
A massive badger was noticed on the top of Denmark Hill before dawn glancing at the sight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been noticed in the center of Bailey Creek pondering.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose is frequently perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Corning. It has been declared that this exact ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Corning.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system can repeatedly be perceived looking scary in Brown Hollow on a dark night.
An ET
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from Jupiter can be spotted very frequently staring at a person snoozing on a futon in a house in Corning.
The ghost of a young woman with a rope around her neck has occasionally been witnessed in a shoe store in the Corning area. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Corning resident.
An
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incredibly menacing ghost is sometimes perceived trying on clothes in a Corning house. Loads of folks who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Corning many years ago. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is better not disrupted.
A large frightening monster has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions in Buttermilk Falls State Park near the park headquarters stacking rocks.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and an eye patch can now and then be made out scrambling out from a storm drain on a Corning avenue in the early morning hours.
An ET from outer space is frequently noticed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Corning.
The ghost of an aged lady gripping a pistol has supposedly been noticed on many instances in a Corning highschool before dawn wandering the corridors. Locals say that this spirit is that of a local resident who settled here in Corning before the present.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly
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be perceived in a mirror in a Corning flat; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Corning
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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