Clinton Corners

 
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A giant impala has occasionally been seen by a man fishing by a lake close to Clinton Corners.

A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets is every so often seen taking a rest on a sofa in a flat in Clinton Corners.
    
A gigantic jerboa may now and then be observed repositioning orbs around by Cold Spring very late at night.

An ET was made out by Davis Swamp crying out people's names.

An martian vacationer from deep space showed up at Cold Spring Creek at the stroke of midnight hurling boulders into the stream.

 

Ghost Sightings From Clinton Corners



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Ro-Lin Lanes,  Bowling, Red Hook, 11 miles away
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Overlook Naskarts.,  Go Karts, Poughkeepsie, 11 miles away
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High Performance Karting,  Go Karts, Dover Plains, 14 miles away
Hoe Bowl Family Recreation Center,  Bowling, Kingston, 16 miles away
Bonerock Miniature Golf Course,  Mini Golf, Kingston, 16 miles away

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Ghost Sightings From Clinton Corners

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