Clinton   These are some lies we made up about Clinton. A massive lemur may be noticed very frequently gazing at the sight from the pinnacle of Christmas Knob before dawn. An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has from time to time been witnessed hovering along a murky highway close to Clinton.      A huge lovebird is once in a while distinguished in Kirkland Glen late in the night sniveling. A minotaur can now and then be spotted slurping regular unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Clinton. The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was witnessed by the water's edge at Clinton Reservoir looking. When the viewer became visible the ghost escaped. An ET from the cosmos came into sight discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was present.   More Lies About Clinton On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Clinton Submit a lie about Clinton, New York: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in New York Fun things to do in and near Clinton.   WHIE Fox Farm,  Horseback Riding, Clinton Gold RUSH Miniature Golf,  Mini Golf, Westmoreland, 3 miles away The Golf Shack,  Mini Golf, New Hartford, 7 miles away Riverside Lanes,  Bowling, Marcy, 8 miles away King Pin Lanes,  Bowling, Rome, 8 miles away Oriskany Falls Bowling Center,  Bowling, Oriskany Falls, 8 miles away AMF Pin-O-Rama Recreation Center,  Bowling, Utica, 9 miles away Palm Springs Miniature Golf and Par 3 Golf,  Mini Golf, Marcy, 9 miles away Kaddyshack Golfland,  Mini Golf, Marcy, 9 miles away Utica Zoo,  Zoo, Utica, 10 miles away Other untruthful towns near Clinton, New York: Franklin Springs, New York, 1 miles away Westmoreland, New York, 4 miles away Deansboro, New York, 4 miles away Whitesboro, New York, 5 miles away New Hartford, New York, 6 miles away Oriskany, New York, 6 miles away Waterville, New York, 6 miles away New York Mills, New York, 7 miles away Yorkville, New York, 8 miles away Chadwicks, New York, 8 miles away Oriskany Falls, New York, 8 miles away Sauquoit, New York, 8 miles away Ghost Sightings From Clinton