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These are some lies we made up about Clarence Center.
A very large wolf was observed gulping blood from a bottle next to a lamppost in Clarence Center.
An ET from Pluto was noticed before sunrise floating by on Beeman Creek.
A beheaded female became visible trying to deposit a body in Cedar Swamp before dawn. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the thin air. A number of of those who live here say this ghost may well be a distinguished past inhabitant of Clarence Center.
A huge pig was distinguished gazing at the sight from the summit of East Hill on a dark night.
The ghost of a 9 foot tall enormous giant was observed going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Clarence Center mobile home at the stroke of midnight. The phantom was ingested by the air after being witnessed.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has repeatedly been spotted relaxing at a coffee table in a Clarence Center home.
The Wizard of Oz is often noticed gazing at people in a Clarence Center
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residence through a door crack.
A space alien has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions spitting at passing cars in the middle of a murky road near Clarence Center.
A gigantic dog can often be witnessed trying to grip something in Beaver Island State Park near the ranger station.
A gigantic prairie dog can be seen often
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posting a container at a Clarence Center post office.
Galileo has now and then been spotted guzzling gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Clarence Center.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarence Center
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Ghost Sightings From Clarence Center
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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