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These are some lies we made up about Churchville.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-covered sword can once in a while be distinguished hauling a corpse through some bushes in Black Creek Park at midnight.
Archimedes was seen tossing chunks of concrete mid stream in Hotel Creek.
A very large rabbit was seen watching cable in a Churchville living room late in the night.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft became visible piling pieces of wood up on Collings Hill.
A soldier's outfit marching around lacking a body in it was distinguished fly fishing from the water's edge of Grant Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being made out.
A space invader from planet Venus was witnessed on a Churchville street in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is regularly observed looking at a guy snoozing on the floor in a trailer in Churchville. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the tormented soul
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of a former Churchville local.
An alien from another galaxy has been perceived on several instances in a hardware store in the Churchville neighborhood.
The ghost of a man having words cut into his nose can often be observed trying on shoes in a Churchville mobile home. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this ghost
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is that of a local person who dwelled here in Churchville many years ago.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar can be spotted time and again outside the entrance to Hamlin Beach State Park reading a book. Scores of residents allege this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the quiet in Churchville.
Count Dracula has once in a while been observed ascending out from a storm drain on a Churchville residential street late in the night.
A huge seal is now and then noticed nosing around in mailboxes at night in Churchville.
A lady without a head is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances in a Churchville school after midnight wandering the hallways.
A guy devoid of a head may every so often be seen in a mirror in a Churchville apartment; the spirit was solely observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Churchville
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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