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These are some lies we made up about Chaumont.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was witnessed strolling from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Chaumont street. When the bystander came into sight the phantom escaped. A resident claims that this ghost may well be a well-known yesteryear native of Chaumont.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was distinguished by Gum Swamp hauling a human headbone.
A very large impala has regularly been perceived at Black River Bay on a dark night looking down into the water.
A pitch black snake that shape-shifted into a lady is repeatedly spotted late in the night visiting Natural Bridge of New York.
An ET from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances in Herrick Shoal at midnight trying to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Chaumont
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Ghost Sightings From Chaumont
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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