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These are some lies we made up about Campbell.
A huge newt may be observed very frequently emerging in a mirror.
The martian technician of a flying saucer is every so often observed on the peak of Brown Hill late in the night glancing at the sight.
A space invader from Pluto has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions turning toward the watcher in Nellie Ayres Memorial Park at night.
A space man from another planet may every now and then be spotted checking out Babcock Hollow in detail late at night.
A colossal cat has frequently been witnessed by Culver Creek throwing bricks.
The ghost of an airliner pilot is regularly distinguished sitting in an armchair in a flat close to Campbell. People here declare that this spirit is that of a person who settled here in Campbell before the present. Nevertheless, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances before sunrise rushing after a passing Ford on a shady road outside Campbell.
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Ghost Sightings From Campbell
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Ghost Sightings From Campbell
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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