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These are some lies we made up about Buchanan.
An alien from deep space has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Annsville Creek on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object can repeatedly be perceived gazing down into the water at Bowline Point very late at night.
A colossal alligator may be observed often in the early morning hours gazing across Ring Meadow.
A massive eland has every so often been observed glancing at the vista from the peak of Bald Mountain very late at night.
A drifting spirit is every so often distinguished by Anthonys Nose terrifying folks. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit might be a recognized yesteryear resident of Buchanan.
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Ghost Sightings From Buchanan
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Ghost Sightings From Buchanan
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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